January 2010
212 posts
At this point in my life, I'm ready to put our...
arianesantos:
thegrammarnazi:
(via iammattjordan)
Senator Pimentel--Shame on you!
pinoytumblr:
jimparedes:
In an official senate ethics hearing on Villar’ alleged double insertion on the C5 extension project,
ROXAS : I had no insertions, period…Let alone an insertion for a road to pass through any such property..”
PIMENTEL: Well, I am sure that after your marriage, you had some insertions”.
ROXAS:That is an affront on my wife (Korina Sanchez), Mr. President!”.
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HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF
mayapot:
Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.”
Specify that your drive-through order is “TO-GO.”
If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running...
A bicolano owns my heart.
frustr8ed:
nickastig:
(via frustr8ed)
ako ba un? haha bicolano ako bwahhaha
HAHAHA. hindi e :P
Reality Check →
Reality Check →
Sometimes, the more pointless the relationship is…….. the more you want to fight for it.
An Ignorant Asshole wrote this on UrbanDictionary
pipswake:
porsheohporshe:
heckyeahawesome:
danabulilit:
heartswonfrancheska:
Filipino
people from an island located in southeast asia (not east asia) called philippines.
living here for more than 5 years..
i find that most filipinos are
1. lazy
(if you wanna get something done in this country
you gotta wait at least 2 weeks.. when you can get it
done in 3 days in...
